Hey all! Currently settled into my new place :) just waiting for the internet to come along which will be on Thursday, until then I will be MIA!
THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.
so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.
(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )
HOLY SHIT WHAT
I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS.
THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—
friendly reminder that just before the last supper jesus “washed the feet” of the twelve disciples
I just turned around and went ‘who the fuck touched me’ and curled my fist up haha, I hate people touching me on nights out, I didn’t give them permission to. They wouldn’t go up to a stranger in the middle of the day and randomly touch them what changes at night!
Nearly punched a guy for touching my bum last night. No you don’t have permission to touch me just because I’m out drinking and dancing with my friends. Touching me is not going to make me want you, creep.
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
Don’t feel pressured! ^^ You’ll see where things lead you as you go (:
I was going to go into teaching but now I’m not sure because I don’t think I’ve got a chance at all, and I just don’t know. What I really want to do is practically impossible.